Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Save Him



It has come to my attention that the webmaster of the faux Lightning Club has an incurable case of the AIDS, which he probably contracted directly from one of his many primate encounters. Despite his crimes of forgery and beastiality, we here at The Real Lightning Club extend our condolences.

Please donate money to AIDS research to help save him. Just because a person has fucked an ape or two does NOT mean that they deserve to die.

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