Us veteran bloggers (4 days and counting) here at The Real Lightning Club have made no secret of our skepticism of the webmaster of the fake Lightning club. However, we had no idea as to the full depth of his depravity. Getting AIDS from unprotected primate sex is one thing, while drug abuse is another. This photograph depicts the crack cocaine that our imitator enjoyed last night. Take a good, long look at it! Drugs are an illegal narcotic. And having never taken drugs, I can assure you that they have nothing to offer. So, now I must ask you my good readers to pray for the deliverance of our favorite copycat webmaster. Pray to liberate him from the demons that have engulfed his soul, causing him to engage in this wicked pasttime.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Watch out for your car stereos America!
Us veteran bloggers (4 days and counting) here at The Real Lightning Club have made no secret of our skepticism of the webmaster of the fake Lightning club. However, we had no idea as to the full depth of his depravity. Getting AIDS from unprotected primate sex is one thing, while drug abuse is another. This photograph depicts the crack cocaine that our imitator enjoyed last night. Take a good, long look at it! Drugs are an illegal narcotic. And having never taken drugs, I can assure you that they have nothing to offer. So, now I must ask you my good readers to pray for the deliverance of our favorite copycat webmaster. Pray to liberate him from the demons that have engulfed his soul, causing him to engage in this wicked pasttime.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Save Him
It has come to my attention that the webmaster of the faux Lightning Club has an incurable case of the AIDS, which he probably contracted directly from one of his many primate encounters. Despite his crimes of forgery and beastiality, we here at The Real Lightning Club extend our condolences.
Please donate money to AIDS research to help save him. Just because a person has fucked an ape or two does NOT mean that they deserve to die.
Needs more posts
That homo who runs the fake Lightning Club told me that I need more posts. So, here it is.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
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