tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52392789489770780772011-04-21T13:54:18.722-07:00Because the other Lightning Club sucks.Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00278828896470647642noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239278948977078077.post-90507865505998742252008-09-17T08:36:00.001-07:002008-09-17T08:46:52.598-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lj4Tl-jgdDo/SNEkJ52_yUI/AAAAAAAAABE/zld2SjXaZqc/s1600-h/crack.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lj4Tl-jgdDo/SNEkJ52_yUI/AAAAAAAAABE/zld2SjXaZqc/s320/crack.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247014793432254786" border="0" /></a>Us veteran bloggers (4 days and counting) here at The Real Lightning Club have made no secret of our skepticism of the webmaster of the <a href="http://www.lightningclub.com/">fake Lightning club</a>. However, we had no idea as to the full depth of his depravity. Getting AIDS from unprotected primate sex is one thing, while drug abuse is another. This photograph depicts the crack cocaine that our imitator enjoyed last night. Take a good, long look at it! Drugs are an illegal narcotic. And having never taken drugs, I can assure you that they have nothing to offer. So, now I must ask you my good readers to pray for the deliverance of our favorite copycat webmaster. Pray to liberate him from the demons that have engulfed his soul, causing him to engage in this wicked pasttime.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5239278948977078077-9050786550599874225?l=thereallightningclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00278828896470647642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239278948977078077.post-38326224533111600862008-09-16T09:25:00.000-07:002008-09-16T09:26:32.414-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oWMIXgCaJPQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oWMIXgCaJPQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5239278948977078077-3832622453311160086?l=thereallightningclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00278828896470647642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239278948977078077.post-1270876001796652762008-09-16T06:42:00.000-07:002008-09-16T06:47:53.521-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lj4Tl-jgdDo/SM-4aiS9crI/AAAAAAAAAA8/Ky3ocd2xjSg/s1600-h/l_0d765e097eb366c84a1d6ce6dbe9286d.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lj4Tl-jgdDo/SM-4aiS9crI/AAAAAAAAAA8/Ky3ocd2xjSg/s320/l_0d765e097eb366c84a1d6ce6dbe9286d.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246614856932356786" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It has come to my attention that the webmaster of the faux Lightning Club has an incurable case of the AIDS, which he probably contracted directly from one of his many primate encounters. Despite his crimes of forgery and beastiality, we here at The Real Lightning Club extend our condolences.<br /><br />Please <a href="http://www.aidsresearch.org/donate/">donate money to AIDS research</a> to help save him. Just because a person has fucked an ape or two does NOT mean that they deserve to die.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5239278948977078077-127087600179665276?l=thereallightningclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00278828896470647642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239278948977078077.post-87504423486348227962008-09-16T06:01:00.000-07:002008-09-16T06:05:26.359-07:00That homo who runs the fake Lightning Club told me that I need more posts. So, here it is.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WW2yeuqG2MU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WW2yeuqG2MU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5239278948977078077-8750442348634822796?l=thereallightningclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00278828896470647642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239278948977078077.post-88460979852824947752008-09-16T05:31:00.001-07:002008-09-16T05:32:24.309-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lj4Tl-jgdDo/SM-nSpOq9KI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/olOEtVXbIYg/s1600-h/l_487d6fbeab70cfffe9d2605403532853.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lj4Tl-jgdDo/SM-nSpOq9KI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/olOEtVXbIYg/s320/l_487d6fbeab70cfffe9d2605403532853.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246596029656790178" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5239278948977078077-8846097985282494775?l=thereallightningclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00278828896470647642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239278948977078077.post-39711323412041006792008-09-14T08:37:00.000-07:002008-09-14T08:39:00.569-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wJMkMRrGKco&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wJMkMRrGKco&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5239278948977078077-3971132341204100679?l=thereallightningclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00278828896470647642noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5239278948977078077.post-32734778964786695052008-09-14T08:34:00.000-07:002008-09-14T08:37:03.046-07:00That other <a href="http://www.lightningclub.com/">Lightning Club</a> is fake and lame.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5239278948977078077-3273477896478669505?l=thereallightningclub.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Toddhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00278828896470647642noreply@blogger.com0